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☆ A man is at the airport counter checking in his luggage. The man said to the agent, "I'm flying to Los Angeles but I would like this bag to go to Rome, this one to Frankfurt, and this one to Brussels." The agent looked suitably shocked and said, "Sir, there is no way we can do that." "Why not?", replied the man, "You did it last time". 一名男子正在机场柜台办理行李托运手续。 该男子对工作人员说:“我要飞往洛杉矶,但我希望这件行李去罗马,这个包去法兰克福,这个包去布鲁塞尔。” 工作人员一脸震惊地说:“先生,我们不可能这样做。” “为什么不能?”,那人接着说,“你们上次就做到了。” ——StarsBear75063 ☆ Israel is considering a ceasefire, so it can sell Polio Vaccines to Palestinians. 以色列正在考虑停火, 以便向巴勒斯坦人出售脊髓灰质炎疫苗(小儿麻痹症疫苗)。 ——jackmeough 试图拍一张情侣享受浪
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