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☆ Most superheroes couldn't eat fast enough to maintain their caloric needs. For example,Flash needs to eat like 823 tacos worth of calories per day(from the show) 大多数超级英雄的进食速度不足以维持他们的热量需求。 例如，经过测算闪电侠每天需要摄入 823 个玉米饼的热量。 ——BrandHeck ☆ I slept over at my girlfriend's house but her father didn't want us to sleep together. So I had to sleep with my girlfriend. 我在女朋友家过夜，但她父亲不想让我们睡在一起。 所以我只好和女朋友一起睡。 ——stallion ☆ I just asked my son to school on his very first day what he learned in school today He said “apparently not enough because I have to go back tomorrow”. 儿子第一天上学，我就问他今天在学校学到了很多吗。 他说：“很显然不够多，因为我明天还得回去”。 ——Bushmeat 好吧，这是我 不知道会看到什么 @OH-Diehard：“你
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