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我女朋友剪了个很丑的发型,她哭了...

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        ☆ Dear God... You gave me childhood...you took it away. You gave me youth...you took it away. You gave me a wife... It's been ten years now... ..Just reminding you. 亲爱的上帝…… 你给了我童年……你却把它夺走了。 你给了我青春……你也把它夺走了。 你给了我妻子…… 现在已经十年了…… ……只是提醒你一下。 —— briansbrain ☆ My girlfriend got a shitty haircut and she’s crying. I don’t know what she’s crying about, I’m the one that has to get a new girlfriend. 我女朋友剪了个很丑的发型,她哭了。 我不知道她为什么哭,我才是那个必须找新女朋友的人。 —— Punkhair2nv ☆ My last fond memory of my grandfather was making sandcastles with him... ... but my mom got pissed and took his urn away... 我对祖父最后的美好回忆是和他一起堆沙堡.... ......但我妈妈生气了,把他的骨灰盒拿走了... —— Emergency_Scholar237          恋爱 ………………………………

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