今天，有人敲我的门，要求我为当地的游泳馆捐一点钱。 我给了他……

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        ☆ Today I had someone knock on my door askingfor small donations towards the local swimmingpool. I gave him a glass of water. 今天，有人敲我的门，要求我为当地的游泳馆捐一点钱。 我给了他一杯水。 —— Dadsaysjokes ☆ My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania. Now….he can’t even look at himself in the mirror. 我的朋友一直为他的英国血统感到自豪，直到他发现他的曾祖父来自特兰西瓦尼亚。 现在……他甚至不敢照镜子。 —— porichoygupto （特兰西瓦尼亚位于罗马尼亚，是吸血鬼的故乡） ☆ Keir Starmer says Joe Biden is so delighted he is the new Prime Minister, not only did he phone up to congratulate him on Friday, he did it three times on Saturday and five times on Sunday. 基尔·斯塔默（Keir Starmer）说，拜登（Joe Biden）非常高兴他成为新首相， 不仅在周五打电话向他 ………………………………