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☆ I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked. "I'm a Paralympian," he replied. "Boxing?" I enquired. "No..." he said, "... hurdles." 我今天遇到了一个坐在轮椅上的家伙，他的脸上伤痕累累。 “你的脸怎么了？” 我问道。 他回答说：“我是残奥会选手”。 “拳击？” 我问道。 “不...... “他说，”......跨栏。 ——theancient ☆ Anxiety: Everything is fucking important Depression: Nothing is fucking important ADHD: I have no fucking idea what's important 焦虑：一切都很重要 抑郁：一切都不重要 注意力缺陷多动症：我根本不知道什么是重要的 ——innit ☆ Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts. 胸部丰满的女性通常比胸部丰满的男性更成功。 ——briansbrain 好消息：这一切没有变得更糟 别克于 1986 年发明了第一款
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