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Being single, much like a wrinkle-free neck and the illusion that nuclear war won’t happen in your lifetime, is something you often don’t appreciate enough until it’s gone. Many people feel that to be single is to be alone and to be alone is to be lonely, but it doesn’t have to be that way. It shouldn’t be that way! Once you’re over the requisite 16-month honeymoon period and you’ve alienated all your friends with your amorous drivel, you’re going to settle into a nice boring holding pattern of love. With it will come the realization: Holy shit, I wasted being single. It’s easy to do. Even if you enjoyed your Tinder years, by the time you're in a solid relationship for a while, some small part of you will miss the instability and freedom of being Not Taken. So in the meantime, capitalize on being single by doing the following: Indulge your sloth. If you d
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