30多岁后的扎心现状！为什么偷窥我的生活哈哈哈

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Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Life in your 30s 完美总结你的30多岁 Welcome to your 30s. You're continually stunned to find that 1998 was not 10 years ago. 欢迎来到30岁。你动不动会被1998年已经不是十年前这件事所震惊。 十年前的你当时在干吗？   My workout schedule: 健身日程表： Age 20: Ran every day. 20岁：每天跑步。 Age 25: Exercised once a week. 25岁：每周锻炼一次。 Age 31: Pulled a muscle walking to the fridge. 31岁：拉伸肌肉走向冰箱。 中年发福预警 Me in my 20's: *dresses like I'm on the catwalk* 20多岁的我：穿着像走秀。 Me in my 30's: *dresses like I walk cats* 30多岁的我：穿得像溜猫。 30岁后，舒服是一切要义！ 终于，我还是变成了自己曾经讨厌的样子 不过，真香.... "What is life in your 30s like?" 30岁的生活是怎样的？ "You get excited about a restaurant's location because it's close to Target and you need to buy soap."  你会因为一个想 ………………………………