​当妻子说只需要五分钟就能准备好...

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        ☆ Easily work out how long it actually takes your wife to get ready when she says she will be five minutes by comparing it to the time it takes you to get home from the pub when you tell her you'll only be five minutes. 当妻子说只需要五分钟就能准备好时，你其实能轻松算出她实际上需要多长时间。 通过与你跟她说只需五分钟就能从酒吧到家所花的时间进行比较就行了。 —— rejectdog ☆ Some dickhead just cold called me trying to sell me a phone. I said iv already got one. 有个混蛋给我打电话，想卖给我一部手机。 我说我已经有一部了。 —— gadgetman ☆ You should never judge anybody by the colour of their skin. That's what the courts are for. 你不应该以肤色来判断任何人。 这是法院应该做的事。 —— rejectdog          有翻个面的款式吗？   爸爸不把你朋友当外人 @T1波纹疾走：你爸能提这么纯的活你还让我找瘸帮买？？ 这 ………………………………