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为什么灾难发生时妇女和儿童要首先撤离?

英式没品笑话百科  · 公众号  ·  · 2024-08-23 21:00

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        ☆ I used to recommend McDonald's fries to friends to heal their broken hearts, eating them one by one. “He loves me, he doesn't love me, he loves me, he doesn't love me, delicious, so delicious, damn so delicious, damn so delicious...” So far, I have never encountered a relationship problem that can't be solved by a bag of large fries. (For more serious cases, the fries may need to be larger) 以前会推荐朋友用麦当劳的薯条疗愈情伤,一根一根吃。 “他爱我、他不爱我、他爱我、他不爱我、诶好吃、好好吃、淦好好吃、淦好好吃⋯” 目前还没遇过一份大薯不能解决的感情问题。(比较严重的可能薯条量还要加大) —— Peekaboo ☆ As camera quality improves, people use filters to make themselves look better, when ironically the grainy quality of old cameras did that for them. 随着相机画质的提高,人们会使用滤镜让自己看起来更漂亮, 但讽刺的是,旧相机的颗 ………………………………

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