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☆ My wife said I ruined her birthday. How could I have? I don't even remember when it is. 我妻子说我毁了她的生日。 怎么会呢？我甚至不记得那是什么时候了。 —— Upstate_Gooner_1972 ☆ Before joining the army, you need to have a full physical examination. Once when I went for a physical examination, the doctor said, "Here, take off your pants for a routine check-up." I took off my pants, and the doctor said, "You don't have a girlfriend, do you?" I asked curiously: "How did you know?" Doctor: "You see the scraps of paper, turn around and let me see if you have a boyfriend." Me:"?????" 当兵前要全身体检，有一次去体检，医生说：「来，把裤子脱了，例行检查。」 我把裤子脱了，医生说：「你没女朋友吧？」 我好奇的问：「你怎么知道的？」 医生：「看到纸屑了，来转过去，让我看看你有没有男朋友。」 我：「？？？？？」 —— wtfyoutalk 不
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