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今天晚八点，可以在🍑搜索： 笔者的红包 一般第一天都是最大的，祝好运。 ☆ A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wi f e, kissed the wife ' s ear and went to the bathroom. The husband said to the wife: Satisfy him or he will kill us both. Be strong. I love you. Wife said: He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs Vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. 一名窃贼进入卧室，将丈夫和妻子捆绑起来，轻轻亲吻了妻子的耳朵，然后往浴室走去。 丈夫对妻子说：“满足他吧，不然我们俩都得死。你要坚强！我爱你。” 妻子说：“他没有吻我，他在我耳边小声说他是同性恋，他需要润滑油，我告诉他润滑油在浴室里”。 —— scorpiox666 ☆ I once placed an order for a fool at Burger King, and he asked me: Do you think you are satisfie
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