才刚过一周，妻子就让我把卧室天花板上的镜子拆掉了…

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         ☆ It's only been up a week, but the wife's already told me to remove the mirror I put on our bedroom ceiling. She says it's too hard to get dressed lying down. 才刚过一周，妻子就已经让我把卧室天花板上的镜子拆掉。 她说躺着穿衣服太困难了。 ——awesome_smokey ☆ I couldn't believe the stupid dispute I got into with this salesgirl working in this store's lingerie department I pointed out, "There's no fucking sign here saying 'You sniff it, you buy it !'." 我简直不敢相信我和内衣区域的销售员之间发生了这么愚蠢的争执。 我指出：“这里根本没有个该死的标志写着‘你闻了就得买’！” ——wasp          医院也是你们play的一环吗？   抱歉我不能和你约会，我的药说要“避免阳光直射”  @DDDDFrank34： 抱歉我不能和你约会，我的药说要“远离儿童” @堀先生：怎么，你的约会对象是将军？ 又一名人类被奴役了…… @ ………………………………