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☆ My wife had a few glasses of wine and was yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church! He’s in there, you moron!” So I asked her if we could watch something other than our wedding video? 我妻子喝了几杯酒，对着电视大喊大叫："别进去！别进教堂！他就在里面，你个白痴！" 于是我问她，我们能不能看点别的，而不是我们的婚礼录像？ —— MurseMan1964 ☆ After school dances the teachers definitely go somewhere private to laugh at all the awkward, uncomfortable, weird shit they just witnessed. 学校舞会结束后，老师们肯定会去某个私密的地方， 嘲笑他们刚刚目睹的所有尴尬、不舒服、奇形怪状的事情。 —— ibiacmbyww ☆ If you keep wearing the same style of clothes all the time, you become quite a trendy person every twenty-ish years. 如果你总是穿着相同风格的衣服 那么每隔二十年左右，你就会成为一个时尚的人。 ——
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