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☆ Everyone says it’s really smart to have another job lined up before quitting your current one. But you’re suddenly an asshole for having a girlfriend before leaving your wife. 每个人都说，在辞职之前，先找一个下家才是明智之举。 但是，你却因为在离开妻子前，交了个女朋友而突然变成了一个混蛋。 ——nwatrekker ☆ I thought my prostate exam went pretty well until the nurse walked in as the guy was leaving and asked. "Who was that?" 我以为我的前列腺检查进行得很顺利，直到那男的离开时，护士走进来问道： “那是谁？” ——DinglebarryHandpump 魔术空间 不是，他怎么了他 @通州区市民： 师父说了山下女人是老虎 @我是胖安啊：还别说，不近女色显得挺年轻，不像70多岁的人，就是黑点 @钋镧球：老死不相往来是好文明 偷懒❌｜极简✔️ @维荙柠檬茶： 然后收200万美元设计费.... 所以我
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