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致偷走我的跑步机的人……

英式没品笑话百科  · 公众号  ·  · 2024-09-23 21:00

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        ☆ To the person who stole my treadmill... ...you can run, but you can't get anywhere. 致偷走我的跑步机的人…… ...你可以跑,但你任何地方也去不了。 ——WINNER_nr_1 ☆ Talk about closing the stable door after the horse has gone…. A few days ago the UK government trade minister announced the export ban on pagers and walkie talkies to Israel as well as tamagotchis, alarm clocks, pocket watches and vibrators. 俗话说,马走之后才会关上马厩的门…… 今天,英国政府贸易大臣宣布禁止向以色列出口传呼机、对讲机以及电子宠物、闹钟、怀表和按摩棒。 ——darker ☆ For the past 10 years, my shoe size would fluctuate between 2-3 different sizes. But now, my shoe size is finally consistent. Amazing what regularly clipping your toenails can do. 过去 10 年里,我的鞋子尺码会在 2-3 个不同尺码之间波动。但现在,我的鞋子尺码终于保持不变了。 定期修剪脚趾甲 ………………………………

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