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枪击难道不是美国小学生的必修课吗?

英式没品笑话百科  · 公众号  ·  · 2024-08-02 21:00

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        ☆ The lifeguards at the Olympics probably have a higher chance of saving someone if they turned around and watched the crowd instead of the swimmers. 奥运会水上项目的救生员如果转过身去盯着观众, 救到人的几率可能会更大。 —— HarbourAce ☆ Each day thousands of people arrive in our country. They don't have any useful labor skills, they don't even speak the language. They basically sap on our already scarce resources and eventually they will get our jobs. Babies are completely useless! “每天都有成千上万的人来到我们的国家。 他们不会任何有用的工作技能,甚至不会说我们的语言。 他们的存在就是在消耗我们本已稀缺的资源,最终他们会抢走我们的工作。” …婴儿真是一点用也没有! —— atarka ☆ The American Olympic team have currently won no medals in any of the shooting  categories which is really weird considering they find out all about it in school. 美 ………………………………

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