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       ☆ If God didn't want altar boys to suck priests off then why doesn't he make it a sin to kneel in church? 如果上帝不想让小男孩给神父吹箫，那祂为什么不把“在教堂里下跪”立为一种罪过呢？——Thenailsthatkilledjesus☆ I had this young lady who said to me, "I think you're a very nice man; I think there's loads of wonderful women out there that you could start a relationship with or even marry." "You're just saying that so I won't rape you," I said as I laid on top of her and began penetrating. 一个年轻的女士对我说：“我觉得你是个非常好的人，外面肯定有很多优秀的女人愿意和你谈恋爱、结婚。” “你这么说只是为了让我不要强奸你。”我边说、边骑到了她的身上。——wasp☆ Thought for the day. Learn from the mistakes of people who follow your advice. 今 ………………………………