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        ☆ Arguing with my wife she bragged that women are better at multitasking. I asked her to sit down and shut up but she couldn’t do either. 在与我妻子争吵时，她吹嘘说女人更擅长多任务处理。 我让她坐下并闭嘴，但她都做不到。 ——howsitgoin_eh ☆ I went to the grocery store today and bought a massive cucumber, the biggest they had, I also bought a tub of vasoline lubricant as I didn’t want the checkout operator to get the wrong idea. I didn’t want her thinking I was vegan. 我今天去杂货店买了一根很大的黄瓜，是店里最大的一根，顺便还买了一桶凡士林润滑剂，以防收银员误会。 我不想让她以为我是素食主义者。 ——Wtfdidistumbleinon          不适合我     没品古董知识:【天文学家第谷·布拉赫的假鼻子】 1566年，20岁的第谷就读于德国罗斯托克大学。一次醉酒后他与同学发生口角，两个醉醺醺的年轻人决定以决斗定 ………………………………