爸爸，我能做些什么让你余生过得好一点？

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        ☆ Last will and testament With the completion of the last will and testament, the invalid father said to his son, ‘All of my money, stocks, bonds, and real estate will be yours after I die.’ The son replied, ‘Dad, is there anything at all that I can do to make your remaining days more tolerable?’ ‘Well, son, yes, there is something you could do. You could take your foot off of my oxygen line!’ 在完成遗嘱后，病重的父亲对儿子说：“我死后，我所有的钱、股票、债券和房地产都归你所有。” 儿子回答说：“爸爸，我能做些什么让你余生过得好一点？” “嗯，儿子，是的，有件事你可以做。你可以把脚从我的氧气管线上拿开！” —— pennylanebarbershop          铁血战士的“进化”   反光背心（收腰款） @Stan-Ji：AV之交通道路安全主题。 “e”不发音 欢迎来到现实世界 @WelrodMk2：冰桶挑战是14年的了？ @黄汗衫：不好意思， ………………………………