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☆ LIVING WITH A DOG IS 90% FOLLOWING EACHOTHER AROUND, WATCHING EACH OTHER GO POTTY, AND WONDERING WHAT THE OTHERS IN THEIR MOUTH. 和狗一起生活 90% 的状态就是互相跟随， 看着对方上厕所，并想知道对方嘴里叼着什么。 ——RecipesFromHeaven ☆ I'm old enough to remember when paper bags were blamed for the destruction of millions oftrees, plastic bags were the solution! 我上一定年纪了，还记得当年人们指责纸袋导致数百万棵树木被毁， 解决方案是使用塑料袋！ ——HistoricalPics ☆ what is The most terrifying moment in life when the toilet refuses to flush at someone else's house. 人生中最可怕的时刻是什么？ 用完别人家的马桶冲不干净。 ——Dadsaysjokes 天哪，地球是平的 瞧痔 @寒舞C： 配骑 一则买酒小技巧，真的有用 @DUKE梦： 就地喝，完再走。 @黄汗衫：为了平衡，前后不都得挂一箱么？什么，前面已经藏衣
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