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☆Keir Starmer saw a little old lady struggling with two bags of shopping, "Here, let me you help with those, " he said. So he halved her pension so she could only afford one in future. 斯塔默看到一位老太太费力地提着两个购物袋， 他说：“来，让我帮你吧。” 于是他将老太太的养老金减半，这样她将来就只能提一个袋了。 ——kimjongtrump ☆What are the three main signs of an impending stroke? Kleenex, hand-cream and pornography 中风即将来临的三大征兆是什么？ 面巾纸、护手霜和瑟瑟内容 ——lennyscrevasse ☆What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometer ? The taste. 口腔温度计和直肠温度计有什么区别？ 味道。 ——purple_jelly30 可可爱爱 世界是个巨大的草台班子 @asura暖：那么高达的总价是多少？我看看划不划算 想象996的你穿着这个下班回家，只想把衣服脱掉躺在床上… @Dazed_and_Confused：do
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