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        ☆ When you take two parking spots, you're only blocking one car. The rest were screwed either way, but will all now blame you. 当你占用两个停车位时，你只影响了一辆车。 但其他的车不管怎样，好像心灵都受到了重创，都会去谴责你。 —— iijjjijjjijjiiijjii ☆ "Any last words？" asks the firing squad I answer "I hope you boys miss me." 行刑队问："还有什么遗言？” 我回答："希望你们会想念我。” ——MrFenric ☆ My son’s teacher thinks my son has a low IQ judging by his homework. That’s absurd! My son is perfectly normal! I did his homework. 我儿子的老师认为，从他的家庭作业来看，我儿子的智商很低。 这太荒谬了！我儿子非常正常！他的作业是我做的。 ——dxyannn          总有一个会给你带来美好时光   还好胎记的面积不大 @麦根莛： 乔•拜登的内裤 @猕猴条儿：如何把不尴尬的东西变得如此尴尬 世界上 ………………………………